Monday, May 07, 2007

Laws of Physics

In Cartoon Laws of Physics
.Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
.Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
.Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot
.All principles of gravity are negated by fear.

Hollywood's Laws of Physics
.It is possible to jump off the roof of a four-story building and land on concrete, then proceeding to continue your pursuit
.If you are the hero and your are shot when you are in the roof of the 4-story building there is always water or other things to save you down the building.
.A body remains at rest, or moves in a straight line (at a constant velocity), unless acted upon by a net outside force.
.The acceleration of an object of constant mass is proportional to the resultant force acting upon it.
.Whenever one body exerts force upon a second body, the second body exerts an equal and opposite force upon the first body.

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